Thank you, Rectum

Well, the local fish rubber has once again failed to be interesting and has dragged me into it.

As you should know the Ironman is on its way to St. George, so the Spectrum thought it would be a good idea to cover the story in a view of the local business and how it has effected them. Good idea? Yes. Well done? No.

First up, the story was incoherent, uninteresting and just a pile of shit. Worst of all, they dragged my sorry mug into be their mascot.

They should have done a story including some local Ironman racer deusch and tied it into local interests. Why? Because that would have been interesting.

This paper is fucked.... Enjoy a laugh at my misquoted sorry ass.